GOOGLE HAWAII

Contemplate 2 things..... why marijuana is illegal & how Black Sabbath sounds so good in dub

TRY AND BE CHILL ABOUT THE WHOLE UFO'S OVER CHINA THING

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And don't worry....everything's gonna be magic!

read Castaneda's Journey to Ixtlan

TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PHOTOS OF YOURSELF ON IPHONES AT THE APPLE STORE

PLAY DISC GOLF

WATCH ROADHOUSE

GO TO YOUR LOVE PLACE

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While listening to the above song, watch this video on mute and full screen.

PAINT

GREEN SCREEN

EMBRACE YOUR SUPERSTITIONS

CELEBRATE THE INTERSECTION OF YOUR ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE AND YOUR NEOLITHIC INTERESTS

Thank you Crooked Arm!

LISTEN TO THIS

MAKE A JESUS CHRIST THEMED MIX CD

Then listen to it 2 years later and realize that only some of the songs actually mention Jesus, yet all have a spiritual resonance. Successful Espiritu Santo channeling. Spooky.

wish you were a mother fucking dolphin

Time Travel to San Francisco, 1967

Practice Abstraction

DREAM UP NEW AND EXCITING VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

SUBMERGE

STAY UP

DREAM BIG

THINK ABOUT EVERY STEP YOU TAKE

GET BROWN IN THE SUNSHINE

Reflect Back on the Move

...paint your toes sparkly.

Shred The Gnar

JUST STOP GIVING A FUCK

SWAY A WHILE...

contemplate your freedom of choice

FIGURE IT OUT

VOTE FOR DALE PETERSON

FOLLOW THE RIGHTEOUS PATH

REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE AN INSTRUMENT IN THE GREAT ORCHESTRA OF THE COSMOS

GOD BLESS AMERICA

MACK ON LADIES

Matalo!

DRUNK-DIAL MARK MOTHERSBAUGH

DRINK SOMETHING TROPICAL

WATCH SUNSETS ONLINE

LEARN TO SING LIKE A BIRD

Decide What is Normal

Learn to Beat Your Dad at Chess

GET SAD

TASTE THE RAINBOW

ah yes, the majestic plastic bag

WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR UNBORN BABIES

 

Reflect

Listen to Glenn Gould

HECK YAH

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE YOU ARE A MARIGOLD

READ A LITTLE

MAKE A FUCKIN' HEADBAND

Cultivate Your Skatestyle

Spines!

LIGHT A CANDLE FOR ALEX CHILTON

DON'T WORRY BABY (EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT ALRIGHT)

GO TO SANTA CRUZ

HAVE SOME PEOPLE OVER

GO TO YOUR LOVE PLACE

GET YOUR GRIND ON

LISTEN TO THIS SONG AT LEAST 11 TIMES SO THAT YOU CAN SING IT IN THE SHOWER

TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

LISTEN TO FLYING LOTUS THROUGH HEADPHONES

DANCE LIKE JAMES BROWN

TRY TO COMPETE WITH THIS

MOVE TO THE BAY AREA

LISTEN TO JOHN SONGS

CUT YOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE VINTAGE SWAYZE

See where typing "California beach party" on youtube takes you

Dream up names for the Van of your dreams

Think about being born

PRETEND IT'S 1965

JANKA IT UP

PRETEND YOU'RE TIM LINCECUM WEARING A SNUGGIE

PRETEND YOU'RE BRUCE

THINK ABOUT KURT

EMBRACE SADNESS

MOVE TO CALIFORNIA

ENJOY BEING STONED

UTTERLY DESTROY SF

DO YOUR OWN THING

LISTEN TO THIS WEARING 3D GLASSES

Get Stoned And....make food for your friends

Get Stoned And.....think about Canada:

Get Stoned And..... watch this: